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Here is a list of possible Harry Potter book titles compiled from Cambridgeshire, that were definately rejected. We've also added in a few of our own submitted by fans:
Harry Potter And The Post Pubescent Temper Tantrum
Harry Potter And The Royal Mail Strike
Harry Potter And The Strange Disappearance Of The Film Reviewer
Harry Potter And The Gringott’s Bank Job
Harry Potter And The Over-Hyped Film
Harry Potter And The Clever Marketing Campaign
Harry Potter And The Never Ending Stream Of Merchandise
Harry Potter And The Spinning Grave Of Tolkien
Harry Potter And The Long Lost Father - Mr. D Vader
Harry Potter - It’s SO Unfair!
Harry Potter Solves Manchester United Defence Problem
Harry Potter Repairs The Ozone Layer
Harry Potter And The Raising Of The Titanic
Harry Potter And The Ratings War
Harry Potter And The Magic Mushrooms
Harry Potter And The Screaming Heebeegeeebees
Harry Potter And The Lurve Potion No. 9
Harry Potter And The Dragon’s Breath
Harry Potter Scores a Hat Trick and wins the World Cup for England
Harry Potter And The Broom of Doom
Harry Potter And The Mysteries of Windows 2000
Harry Potter Solves Third World Debt
Harry Potter And The Enchanted Cheesegrater
Harry Potter Launches His Own Cook-in-Sauce
Harry Potter And The Freak Broom Handle Accident
Harry Potter And The Goblin’ Teasmade
Fan-Submitted Rejected Titles
Ron Weasley and That Kid With The Scar [Heather]
Harry Potter and the Ugly Wizard [Tuffy1275]
Harry Potter Takes A Trip to the Moon [LeeBeeThree]
Harry Potter and the Terrible Shock He Receives When Hermione Granger Finally Gets Credit For Saving The Day [LeeBeeThree]
Harry Potter, In All 500 Pages Of This Book, Is Not Once In Mortal Peril [LeeBeeThree]
Harry Potter Does Not Win The Quidditch Cup [LeeBeeThree]
Harry Potter Becomes Rabid and Foams At The Mouth [LeeBeeThree]
Harry Potter Misplaces His Brain [LeeBeeThree]
Harry Potter Eats His Children [LeeBeeThree]
Harry Potter Gets Jabbed With A Toothpick And Eaten By Madame Maxime As An Appetizer [LeeBeeThree]
Harry Potter Murders My French Teacher [LeeBeeThree]
Harry Potter Has A Book Named After Him and You Don't, Neener Neener Neener [LeeBeeThree]
Harry Potter Learns Ron and Hermione's Birthdays [LeeBeeThree]
No One Cares About Harry Potter Anymore, And Harry Likes It This Way [LeeBeeThree]
Will The Real Harry Potter Please Stand Up? [Irene]
Breakfast at Harry's [Irene]
Harry Chang and the Feminist Wife [Irene]
Harry Potter Reads the Harry Potter Book Series [Irene]
Colin Creevey: I Stalked Harry Potter [Irene]
I Stalked JK Rowling: A Fan's Story [Irene]
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Whiskey [Irene]
Harry's Potted and the Philosopher's Stoned [Vivron]
Harry Potter Falls Into Concussion After Draco Malfoy Asks Hermione Granger To Marry Him
Ron Weasley Murdered Draco Malfoy After He Asked Hermione Granger To Marry Him [Frederick Black]
Hermione Granger Fails the Sixth Year But Crabbe and Goyle Pass [Frederick Black]
Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley, Parents of 18 [Frederick Black]
Harry Potter and Hedwig's Overdue Vet Bill [Frederick Black]
Harry Potter's First and Last Kiss - The Dementor [Frederick Black]
Sirius Black and Severus Snape; the Best of Friends [Frederick Black]
Harry Potter and Severus Unite To Save House Elf Protection and Rights [Frederick Black]
Harry Potter, Ron Weasley Is Jealous of You But Always Keeps His Mouth Shut and I Don't Think You Are Treating This Talented Kid With Enough Respect, He Already Has To Put Up With His Brothers [Frederick Black]
Harry Potter Finally Discovers the Rare Contact Lense [Frederick Black]
Harry Potter Develops His Own Line of Hairspray [Frederick Black]
Sirius Black's Long Lost Love: Minerva McGonagall [Frederick Black]
Sybil Trelawney, Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil; Siamese Triplets [Frederick Black]
Harry Potter Faced With Separation From His Best Friend Ron Weasley Because Ron Earlier Killed Malfoy, He Is Now In Azkaban Going Mad (Ron Not Harry) [Frederick Black]
Harry Potter and the Unnecessary Long Stupid Predictable Idiodic Stream Of A Title [Tiger8711]
Harry Potter and the Normal Year at Hogwarts [Becca]
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy; Friends 'til the End [Becca]
Hermione Granger and the Mystery of the Lost Homework Assignment [Becca]
Harry Potter; Behind the Scar [Becca]
Harry Potter is Kicked Off the Quidditch Team when he fails to Catch the Snitch [Becca]
Harry Potter Faints when Snape Compliments his Work [Becca]
Hedgwig Falls in Love [Becca]
Harry Potter dies and No One Cares [Toaster]
Harry Potter and the Golden Toilet Seat [Toaster]
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